I will hug him and squeeze him and call him Stu

You may not realize that Decorah is under attack. Attack?, you ask. Yes. Our very way of Life is threatened by an insidious enemy who knows no mercy.

Little bugger (or one of his buddies) ate my eggplant! I figured since I didn't have any lettuce, they'd leave the garden alone. Shows how much I know about rabbits.

I'll bet Michelle Obama doesn't have this problem.